Yes. To observant of you readers.
My legs are indeed hairy.
Yes. To the even more observant of you.
My toenails are indeed painted.
How they got painted is a long story. But just for curiosities’ sake, I’ll just say that when you’re around girls long enough that they consider your one of the girls as well. Expect the fact that you will have things like this done to you on a regular basis as you share girl talk.
But trust me.
Any knowledge you gain from all the girl talk is worth the price of getting your nails painted and your fingernails decently manicured.
Just draw the line at mascara.
Draw the line.
Unless you like that sort of thing.
But hey, whatever makes you happy.