And they were cast into suffering, by being buried under the weight of their words.
And Edrei the benevolent said “lo behold for I have given you fire used not in vain but for your benefit”
And so did they chuck their pages into the fire and all their thesis went up in flames.
And so avoided the total fire ban even with smoke billowing out from the backyard.
And so all were well fortified and merry.
So endeth their honours.