Some people have weird fetishes that have them getting turned on by shoes, being spanked or watching another man acting like a bear in a BDSM house. I just have someone who takes it to a whole new practical level.
“Is this the part where I’m supposed say I’m dripping wet?”
“No, but you don’t really have to tell me for me to find out.”
“But it’s money. M-O-N-E-Y”
“You’re drooling all over my face.”
When people say we’re right for each other, I think I’m begining to understand why.