If there was a sign that’s telling me I should pay more attention to my surroundings and clear out my ears or else, this would be happening to me a little too often.
“That amounts to 198 dollars.”
“It’s not everyday we spend this much for dinner.”
“Well we need to splurge every once in a while.”
“At least until the next 200 dollar dinner tab.”
“So what’s the occassion?”
“Oh dear, my condolences, so sorry about that.”
“Huh? No, my son graduated from military school.”
“If our son passed away, how could we be celebrating?! What world do you come from!?”
“A very morbid one apparently”
“You’re a very unusual waiter.”
It’s good to know that some people still have the ability to laugh things off. There is still hope for humanity yet.