Grave Celebrations

If there was a sign that's telling me I should pay more attention to my surroundings and clear out my ears or else, this would be happening to me a little too often.

"That amounts to 198 dollars."

"It's not everyday we spend this much for dinner."

"Well we need to splurge every once in a while."

"At least until the next 200 dollar dinner tab."

"So what's the occassion?"

"Son…passed on…military…"

"Oh dear, my condolences, so sorry about that."

"Huh? No, my son graduated from military school."

"Oh…oops…"

"If our son passed away, how could we be celebrating?! What world do you come from!?"

"A very morbid one apparently"

"You're a very unusual waiter."

It's good to know that some people still have the ability to laugh things off. There is still hope for humanity yet.

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ChickyBabe wrote from on October 9, 2006 at 17:54 and said:

D’oh! I wonder if they tipped…

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Lelia Katherine Thomas wrote from on October 9, 2006 at 21:35 and said:

Guess it depends on the son………rotten, good for nothing bastard that he was(!)… XD

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Kamigoroshi wrote from on October 9, 2006 at 22:54 and said:

ChickyBabe: I think he actually did.

Lelia: I was thinking along the lines of…you know…don’t mourn but celebrate life kinda thing. I can’t be the only weird person in the world with that kind of morbid humour.

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kristine wrote from on October 10, 2006 at 13:40 and said:

oh my. i can see why you’d mistaken what he said

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Albert Ng wrote from on October 12, 2006 at 11:39 and said:

You’re a waiter?

(Still, good to hear that you get some dough rolling in.)

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Kamigoroshi wrote from on October 12, 2006 at 14:34 and said:

Kristine: More so when your mind happens to be somewhere else.

Albert: Yeah, got to support myself one way or another.

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kristine wrote from on October 12, 2006 at 15:04 and said:

oh yea. know wat u mean

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