I do not have a crush on her.
I may have a lot of things to do with her. I may like her as a friend. I may fight with her as a friend. I may know a lot of her secrets. I may listen to her a lot. I have find her annoying. I may have a crush on her.
But I am not a porn star.
I have a huge crush on her instead.
Note: I wonder is anyone got the Simpsons reference in there.