Just when you think you couldn't find God. The reasons for God being here can come up in the most weirdest of places. Here are some of my favourite reasons.

Argument From Sheer Will:
(1) I DO believe in God! I DO believe in God! I do I do I do I DO believe in God!
(2) Therefore, God exists.

Argument From Preferred Ancestory:
(1) I don't want to be related to monkeys.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

Argument From Accusation:
(1) The Bible says that everyone knows God exists.
(2) Therefore, YOU know that God exists.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Argument From Non-Believing:
(1) The New Testament says people like you would question us.
(2) You question us.
(3) Therefore the Bible is true.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

Argument From Persecution:
(1) Jesus said that people would make fun of Christians.
(2) I am an idiot.
(3) People often point that out.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

So I thought of making one of my own.

Argument From Edrei:
(1) God, that has got to be the funniest 300 over reasons why You exist.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

Anyone want to argue with that?