I Have Proof Of God’s Existence

Just when you think you couldn’t find God. The reasons for God being here can come up in the most weirdest of places. Here are some of my favourite reasons.

Argument From Sheer Will:
(1) I DO believe in God! I DO believe in God! I do I do I do I DO believe in God!
(2) Therefore, God exists.

Argument From Preferred Ancestory:
(1) I don’t want to be related to monkeys.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

Argument From Accusation:
(1) The Bible says that everyone knows God exists.
(2) Therefore, YOU know that God exists.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Argument From Non-Believing:
(1) The New Testament says people like you would question us.
(2) You question us.
(3) Therefore the Bible is true.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

Argument From Persecution:
(1) Jesus said that people would make fun of Christians.
(2) I am an idiot.
(3) People often point that out.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

So I thought of making one of my own.

Argument From Edrei:
(1) God, that has got to be the funniest 300 over reasons why You exist.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

Anyone want to argue with that?

4 thoughts on “I Have Proof Of God’s Existence

  1. You ARE the power of God manifested. You are not powerLESS. To the contrary, through your being the power of God is strengthened, for YOU ARE a portion of what He is.

  2. Let’s try that last comment with a different God and see how it goes:

    You ARE the power of Odin manifested. You are not powerLESS. To the contrary, through your being the power of Odin is strengthened, for YOU ARE a portion of what He is.

    Hmmm, now with something more whimsical:

    You ARE the power of Harry Potter manifested. You are not powerLESS. To the contrary, through your being the power of Harry Potter is strengthened, for YOU ARE a portion of what He is.

    Wow, same thing. How about a funny one?

    You ARE the power of your dog manifested. You are not powerLESS. To the contrary, through your being the power of your dog is strengthened, for YOU ARE a portion of what He is.

    Interesting, all you have to do is give credit to anything else and it sounds spiritual. If you need me, I’ll be building a shrine to my dog Odin so that I can properly pray that he gets into the Gryffindor House so that he can go to heaven.

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