I Should Change My Name

  1. He reeks arrogance and superiority.
  2. He constantly takes painkillers.
  3. He's brilliant yet never takes credit for his work unless forced to.
  4. He helps people because it's the right thing to do.
  5. He screws ethics, puts the job first and deals with concequence when it comes.
  6. He has the Rubik's Complex – he needs to solve every puzzle.
  7. He has a bleak and extremely objective outlook on life.
  8. He's hard to reach and pushes people away with offensive sarcasm.
  9. He's still in love with his ex.

Yeah, I could probably change my name though and be done with it. Damn…if only I'd get that infarction in the leg, then it would have been so uncanny. I guess 9 out of 10 similarities doesn't make it the real thing. Makes it close to the real thing, but it doesn't fool everyone…just most people. Then again that might be enough.

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