- I love my mother more than I love you. Get your stuff and get out.
- This just isn’t for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I’m single.
- I miss being HAPPY!
- It’s not like if we tried for the rest of our lives, you would get to be better in bed.
- Let’s face it. You love Apple, and I’m an PC man. It’s not going to work out.
- I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.
Of course, when you come to think about it, breaking up isn’t a funny thing. If anything, I’ve bled enough being on the end of being dumped, but at least being where I am right now I can look back at it and at least smirk knowing that whatever she said to me could have been far worse like those that I put up…like that 4th one. That would have been really bad.
So anyone else with an interesting breakup line?