Pickup? No. Breakup? Yes.

We've all heard of best pickup line before. Though…I swear I have never heard of best (or worst) breakup lines in my life. Some of my personal favourite few:

I love my mother more than I love you. Get your stuff and get out.
This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I'm single.
I miss being HAPPY!
It's not like if we tried for the rest of our lives, you would get to be better in bed.
Let's face it. You love Apple, and I'm an PC man. It's not going to work out.
I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.

Of course, when you come to think about it, breaking up isn't a funny thing. If anything, I've bled enough being on the end of being dumped, but at least being where I am right now I can look back at it and at least smirk knowing that whatever she said to me could have been far worse like those that I put up…like that 4th one. That would have been really bad.

So anyone else with an interesting breakup line?

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shades wrote from on January 6, 2006 at 17:02 and said:

Me: I don’t wanna lose you…

she: You already did…

That was a big OUCH then…

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Silly Pat wrote from on January 6, 2006 at 22:51 and said:

The sad thing about that line shades, is that I actually had people said it to me.

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Yuenqi wrote from on January 7, 2006 at 18:07 and said:

I will re-write statement 3, “I miss being single.“

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JoMel wrote from on January 8, 2006 at 19:02 and said:

Hey there, it was nice meeting you yesterday at KLCC. Pity I did not bring my camera cos’ I wanted to blog about the meet. And you would have been the feature with your rubik cube!

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Sleepy wrote from on February 15, 2006 at 06:14 and said:

Here’s one:

Would love to introduce you to my family, but it’s not an appropriate time right now…

I’d say, whatever!!!

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