We've all heard of best pickup line before. Though…I swear I have never heard of best (or worst) breakup lines in my life. Some of my personal favourite few:

1. I love my mother more than I love you. Get your stuff and get out.
2. This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I'm single.
3. I miss being HAPPY!
4. It's not like if we tried for the rest of our lives, you would get to be better in bed.
5. Let's face it. You love Apple, and I'm an PC man. It's not going to work out.
6. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.

Of course, when you come to think about it, breaking up isn't a funny thing. If anything, I've bled enough being on the end of being dumped, but at least being where I am right now I can look back at it and at least smirk knowing that whatever she said to me could have been far worse like those that I put up…like that 4th one. That would have been really bad.

So anyone else with an interesting breakup line?