The Best Movie Quotes I Could Rewrite

Tomorrow is going to be a big day. It’s a big day because I’m making it so for my sake and hers…well…mostly for my sake. So to ease my mind off things, I thought I might go easy on myself today. I’m a geek. I’m also a movie buff. If you put two and two together, you’re definitely going to end up with something like this. See if you can guess where they came from.

Edrei’s List Of Geek-ified Movie Quotes:

  1. Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not online anymore.
  2. May the GeForce be with you.
  3. E.T. Skype home.
  4. You want processing speed? You can’t handle the processing speed!
  5. I’ll be back. I need to reboot.
  6. A boy’s best friend is his Linux powered laptop with an 802.11G wireless connection.
  7. Mine. My precious…21 inch LCD monitor
  8. I’m king of the blogging world!!
  9. Life is like a site of unvalidated code, you never know what you’ll get.
  10. Admin, we have a problem.
  11. Google for a lack of a better word, is good.
  12. I love the smell of a new laptop in the morning.
  13. Show me the adsense money!!
  14. I see disconnected people.
  15. You had me at “Hello World”.

That’s it, I couldn’t think of any other movie quotes to geekify…or at least the ones that anyone else remembers watching. But other than that. Enjoy.

14 thoughts on “The Best Movie Quotes I Could Rewrite

  1. ICQ dead people.

    Your mouse is out oof order, your hard drive is out of order, THIS WHOLE PC is out of ORDER!

    That’s no Xbox. That’s a Playstation.

    I find your lack of RAM…. disturbing.

  2. lmao. edrei at his creative best. =)

    i actually tried to geek-ify some other quotes, but i’m not geeky enough. *shrugs*

  3. starwars (duh me), lotr, titanic,jerry maguire?… thats all i can figure out… hehehe

  4. 1. wizard of oz
    2. star wars
    3. ET
    4. a few good men
    5. terminator 2
    6. psycho
    7. LOTR: TTT
    8. titanic
    9. forrest gump
    10. apollo 13
    11. wall street
    12. apocalypse now
    13. jerry maguire
    14. sixth sense
    15.jerry maguire

  5. Damn, I didn’t expect anyone but movie buffs to get the A Few Good Men, Psyho, Wallstreet and Apocalypse Now ones. Guess you are a movie buff. 🙂

  6. Hehe…oh oh..I got one:

    You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your hard drive.

  7. There is no spam.

    edrei: Not necessarily a movie buff; a few of those, I haven’t seen. People repeat quotes without ever knowing their origins, but I’m different. I’m a (pop) culture buff.

  8. That said, I am a movie buff.

    Here’s more:

    – You won’t like me when I’m disconnected.

    – Mac. iMac.

    – The first rule of blogging is: you do not talk about blogging. The second rule of blogging is: you do not talk about blogging.

    – Why are you using that stupid Microsoft Office suite?

    – This app will change your life. I promise.

    Some may be pretty obscure, but they might creep into the vernacular someday soon. Can anyone guess which movies?

  9. The Blue “E” Icon will take you back into Windows. The Red “World” Icon will lead you out of it. Take the Red one.

    Bleh. I need to write better.

  10. Jack, I want you to photoshop me like one of your French girls. Wearing this. Wearing only this.

    lmao@RAM quotes!

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