I thought today would be some ordinary day when I could kick back and relax…but no…as it turns out, I was rudely woken up today because of one thing – Feng Shui.
Who the fuck invented something that makes middle aged women give 50 bucks to their children a month then decide to spend the rest of the money renovating the house? Which fucking idiot invented something that makes women ask their children to move half the living room around because some damn compass is off then asks them to move it back to the original position because it’s “not agreeable” with something.
Suanie, I know you deal with this alot. Can you just explain to me what in the name of God would possess people to do such things all for the sake of luck? I’m a person of science so something like this really escapes me, especially when they say completely mind boggling things like “practicality is irrelevent”.
I woke up today hoping I could relax after a long hard week. I sit here now because I’ve just taken double my dosage of painkillers after doing something that was absolutely pointless to begin with. Somedays you can always look on the bright side of things and work without any complaints. Today is definitely not one of them.