"So assuming I have a date sometime within the next two months, what lines am I not supposed to cross?"

"Definitely no fondling or nakedness because you're all mine and I'm selfish."

"So definitely no kissing and cuddling?"

"No no, they are alright."

"But you said I'm all yours?"

"Nothing wrong with a little tongue every once in a while."

If insecurity is contagious, so can security be in a relationship. For the first time in my life, I've taken what I thought was odd and completely thrown it out the window. If anything, the thin red line has a completely new meaning in Mel's book and that may be the defining moment of my life. I don't think I can ever go back to a normal relationship, especially not after all that I've experienced.

This is one for the keeps and I'm pretty damn sure about it.