"It's Valentine's Day tomorrow."

"Oh it is too."

"You always forget about it."

"It's just another day you know."

"Since I'm not there though, could you do a favour for me as a Valentine's gift?"

"What?"

"Could you go out and laugh at couples stupid enough to try and celebrate Valentine's Day for the both of us?"

"Only if you do the same on your end."

"You know I will."

"As would I."

"Just like old times."

"Always and forever."

Because you don't need to waste time and money on a single day, when you can do so much more for the person you love every moment of the day, every day of the year, for as long as you both shall live.