Or how marrying a mad scientist can make you thinner.
Or how you have to have picked up something unless you lived off your blog for the whole year like some dweeb.
Or how instead of resolutions, I figure I’ll write down what was done over the 365 days which sent the world spinning right back to where it started.
Or how this is the new list of how you can take 30 seconds to change the world in 30 seconds.
Or how this is the one absolute secret to being a better blogger.
Or how with so many people a little lost about how blogs have been these days. I’ll tell you exactly who writes on my blog.