Or how now that we’re almost done, I can try not to go insane and start stabbing the inanimate objects around the house.

Or how God’s watching and we are supposed to behave properly.

Or how these cryptic philosophical mumbo jumbo will come to an end soon as the reason for all this is revealed.

Or how music soothes the savage beast so that you can eventually pound it repeatedly with a stick.

Or how when things look bleak, there should always be someone to remind you that there is always hope.