Or how I have the time to finally sit down and tell you exactly what I do with gloves and a very sharp pointy thing.

Or how I’m frustrated and determined to not let anyone stand in my way of getting a job.

Or how I’ve placed all my eggs in a basket with a big hole in the middle.

Or how you’re not going to go anywhere when you’re one jealous prick.

Or within this lies the secrets to actually getting yourself a job.