Or how in the world where homosexuals are with us at every turn. It helps to have a gaydar. Just to know whether the cute guy at the corner with the earring and the soft demeanour isn’t actually gay.

Or how the post is just as long as the titles because it’s full of pictures from an otherwise very very interesting trip.

Or how I’m back after the holiday that many of you have been waiting for.

Or how I will be away for a few days and this is what you regular readers should do in the mean time.

Or how this is artistically appreciable if you’re the right sort of fellow.