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Can’t Argue Against That

"I'm jealous of all my friends that have phones that have all the cool gizmos."

"Ahh, but do they have a girlfriend that sleeps next to them while they are on the computer?"

"But their phones can go online!"

"But do they have a girlfriend who cooks them while they study for exams?"

"But their phones can…"

"But do they have a girlfriend who warms the bed up when they are sick?"

"I suppose not."

"Still want a new phone now?"

"Mmm…only if my girlfriend gets it."

In life, it's a fact that you can't have everything. Then again, with someone like this by your side, you rarely need anything else.