"I'm jealous of all my friends that have phones that have all the cool gizmos."
"Ahh, but do they have a girlfriend that sleeps next to them while they are on the computer?"
"But their phones can go online!"
"But do they have a girlfriend who cooks them while they study for exams?"
"But their phones can…"
"But do they have a girlfriend who warms the bed up when they are sick?"
"I suppose not."
"Still want a new phone now?"
"Mmm…only if my girlfriend gets it."
In life, it's a fact that you can't have everything. Then again, with someone like this by your side, you rarely need anything else.