Continuing The God Meme

Well, I just can’t seem to escape this can’t I considering the fact that I have been tagged by both you and you. So in order to prevent anymore people from tagging me with this 7 things meme, I might as well do it and get it over with.

1. 7 Things I Want Most In Life:

  1. To hold a person whom I love and loves me back.
  2. Friends I can laugh with on late night supper at mamak stalls.
  3. A brand new state of the art laptop for Sarah.
  4. A large collection of penguin soft toys.
  5. The cure to cancer.
  6. World domination.
  7. Sex.

2. 7 Things I Treasure Most In Life:

  1. Knowledge.
  2. Friendship.
  3. Love.
  4. Honour.
  5. Hope.
  6. Music.
  7. Sex.

3. 7 Traits That Describe Me Best:

  1. Neutral
  2. Stubborn
  3. Practical
  4. Paranoid
  5. Curious
  6. Thoughtful
  7. Horny (Sex)

4. 7 Things I Would Do When Stuck In Elevator:

  1. Sing London Bridge Is Falling Down.
  2. Press all the buttons repeatedly like I know something.
  3. Sing at the top of my lungs because an elevator has really good acoustics.
  4. See how many times I can solve my rubik’s cube before the elevator starts moving again.
  5. If there is anyone in the elevator, ask if they blog and get their blog address. If not, offer to start them on WordPress.
  6. Think of things to write for memes such as “7 things to 7 things to do” memes.
  7. If I’m alone with someone I like of the opposite sex…then yes. Sex.

5. 7 People I Would Love To Have Over For Dinner:

  1. Any pompous flashy rich people.
  2. Any right wing fundementalist
  3. Any overzealous ivy league showoff
  4. Any spammer
  5. Anyone who thinks that spamming is a good idea
  6. Any self rightous wannabe computer users that think talking 1337 and beating people in Warcraft 3 will earn them the right to inherit the Earth.
  7. Dr. Hannibal Lector (then he and I can enjoy cooking and eating the other 6 people I invited over)

6. 7 Things I Can Do Right Now Because I’m Running Out Of Ideas:

  1. Sleep.
  2. Cook.
  3. Watch a movie while eating nachos.
  4. Read erotic stories off the net.
  5. Stare at the setting sun. Ouch!! Maybe a little later.
  6. Blog…something else other than this stupid meme.
  7. Have sex (or imagine I am because I realized there isn’t anyone here I can have sex with).

7. 7 People I Would Send This Meme To:

  1. God (after all God came up with the 7 day program to everything)
  2. George W. Bush (just to see how many times he can use the words “war on terror” before he’s distracted by a kitten)
  3. Osama bin Laden (just to see how many times he would use the word infidel and jihad in one sentence)
  4. Mr. Potato Head (seriously…what would a potato say?)
  5. Super intelligent monkeys (face it, you want to know what they would say too don’t you?)
  6. The Woman Who Lived In A Shoe (she’s old, has nothing to do and I’m seriously running out of ideas)
  7. Anyone else who hasn’t done this ridiculous meme and actually feels like doing this meme.

And there we have it. Seven things of seven things to do. I hope I will never have to see something like this again because this is one of the most mind numbing meme I have ever done. Not like I have done many memes anyway, but it is STILL the most mind numbing meme I have ever done. Let us never mention this ever again.

6 thoughts on “Continuing The God Meme

  1. hahaha…nvr mind lar. as long as he did it. ok la. u’re off the hook n YES, your sex life WILL prosper ~ u just need to find a partner now. 😀

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